Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Geek’s thanksgiving
|1. Be thankful you haven’t been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn’t down!3. Be...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Microsoft ad space
Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...