Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...