Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
Boarding from what gate?
|At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Santa’s Reindeer
Santa’s Reindeer are girls and here’s the proof:According to the Alaska Department of Fish...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...