Home Alone children
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Signs and notices 06
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...