Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back…
This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher...
Top 50 Jokes!
Montreal Gazette’s Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival. —————————————————————–1. (On...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
The 3 Priests (classic)
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go home to...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...