What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Change your course now
|This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A Kind Lawyer
One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
A Wife’s Revenge
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With...