stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
A man was walking down the street when he noticed…
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on...
Gay Jewish Person
What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
Double The Recipe
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Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
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Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...