A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
How do you make a gay baby cry?
How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Ten things Bill Gates would like to change about the automotive industry
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Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...