Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Top 10 – Basketball vs Sex
TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX…10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
How do you get a man to do situps?
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his...
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven…
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!