OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Locked in the trunk
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...