The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional
|Boyle sat in a Belfast confessional. “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned,” he...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor…
A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor.He says “Doctor, I...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market…
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One...
Revenge Is Sweet
There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years. Every...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party