Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Deaf Genie
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...