Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Food Order
This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench if from of a large...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife…
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!