The cow?
What do you call a cow with no legs?Ground beef.
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
A survey of American women…
In a survey of American women, when asked, “Would you sleep with President Clinton?”...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Here’s a sad one…Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with...
Diet Rules
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has...
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
a dyslexic man walks into a…
a dyslexic man walks into a bra…Sent by Robert
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...