A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way…
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...