He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
There was a young girl called Anna…
There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...