The class reunion!
A guy goes to his high school class reunion. Having not seen anyone in...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?
What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1)...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Guitar jokes
|Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...