Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
Terrorist and PMS
What is the difference between a terrorist and a PMS woman?You can negotiate with...
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....