Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Guide to Religions.
A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Drunk walks into elevator…
Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...