A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Redneck on a Computer
10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.8....
Herpes Prevention
Researchers say they’ve discovered a tree extract that could help to prevent herpes…Must be...
Do you realize what I am?
|Do you realize what I am?A blonde was telling her priest a Pollock joke,...
The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...