Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Got to glow now!
|What did one firefly say to the other?Got to glow now!
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...