The Dirty Old Man…
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You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
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A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Ears lookin at you!
A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their...
Guru and Novacaine
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Women seeking men
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Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....