The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
2 men and a woman…
What happens when you have :2 Italian men a 1 Italian woman 2 French...
She’s not a babe, she’s…
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:She is not a BABE or...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...