Totally messed up
The following is an ad from a real-life newspaper which appeared four days in...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
A recent study showed…
A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over…
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over....