I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Bad Jokes
Bad Jokes The following riddles and jokes were made up by BADJOKE.EXE, an MS-DOSprogram....
What do you get when you cross a crooked politician…
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...