I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
How to Hunt Elephants — QA Style
How to Hunt Elephants — QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor...
Out of food supplies
|With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs,...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...