Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...