Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
Handling teens
|A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Speaking of spelling, here is a news bulletin…
Speaking of spelling, here’s a news bulletin …….. The European Commission has just announced...