Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
A black and a white guy in heaven.
A white guy and a black guy died and were on their way up...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...