Boy or Girl
In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A caring husband
A couple just moved into hotel. And the hotel clerk asks the man after...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Real classified ads 05
CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...