What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
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Snow blower
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Stopped Using the Pill
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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
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I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Letters To Landlord
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Pray for a bike
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Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...