Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Fun Toungue Twister!
Here’s a fun tongue twister.Read the following list and then follow the instructions at...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
A blonde detective
|A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test...