Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Saddam and Clinton
What might’ve happened:Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first...
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...