Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Yo Momma so Old
Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s...
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...