Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
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Proof E equal to one
|Theorem: e=1Proof:2*e = f2^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)e^(2*pi*i) = 1Therefore:2^(2*pi*i) = f^(2*pi*i)2=fThus:e=1
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