My Aunt
Joe says to Bill, “Want to see a picture of my Aunt?”Bill said, “Sure.”So...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Better Than Drunk
Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband:...
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor…
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager...
Celebrating Blondes
A group of blondes walks into a bar, all excited and giggling. They order...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
The parrot who wouldn\’t talk.
A person wanted a parrot who talked. Going to the pet store, this lover...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...