Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...