Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
The dilapidated wife!
There was this married couple who showed up for their honeymoon at a fishing...
what’s the difference…
What’s the difference between a white owl and a black owl?A white owl goes...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...