New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
Newest son-in-law
|A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I love my...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Temperatures and What They Mean
Temperatures and What They Mean 40 Californians shiver uncontrollably, Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian...