The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Why dont mexicans have barbeques?
Why don’t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...