Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
|A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Tech Support (Classic)
“Hello. Tech Support; may I help you?” “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”"What...
Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)
What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...