Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
What Kind of Doctor?
After making love, the woman said the man, “So, you’re a doctor?”"That’s right,” replied...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...