Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
Lost X Files Christmas episode
|Mulder: We’re too late. It’s already been here.Scully: Mulder, I hope you know what...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
CROSSING THE STREET
TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET. THEY SEE A FRIEND. WHICH ONE WAVES?NEITHER, THEY...