A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time…
Two mates were screwing the same chick at the same time, and they weregreeted...
What does it mean when the flag at the…
What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...