Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...
Flying without a parachute
|A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Selling the Green Suit…
A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
What’s on your back?
A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they...