My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
DEMERIT POINT SYSTEM USED BY WOMEN(The code is finally broken – the demerit system...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
This Santa is ticked off!
You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
What is two plus two?
|An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...