The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
TV Rubbish
I absolutley hate sex on the television…..I keep falling off!
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...