What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...