Cat jokes 08
|Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What...
My son swallowed the can opener
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don’t panic....
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
By My Side
Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:”Zelda, you’ve...
OLD NEVER DIES 3
|OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
A small misunderstanding
A lady golfer is stung by a wasp.She goes to look for the greenkeeper...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....