More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The boss tells some jokes
|The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff...