What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?
How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn’t,she wouldn’t have stained her...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...