What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce…
If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...