So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
God and the Computer
God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
The Road Runner
The Roadrunner was feeling very amorous one day, and since there were no other...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...